pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via retiredjesus)


beeatricepriors:

She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten.”

(via apictureisworthathousandtears)


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thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

image

(via divergentgrace)


tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

(via sniffing)


xharrytattoos:

When your bodyguards tell you that you can’t see your fans, tell them to shut up:

How To Be Sassy: A Lesson From Taylor Swift

(via ifreakinlovetaylorswift)


thereisnodistrict12-katniss:

Concerts are such a surreal experience, I mean, you’re singing your favorite songs with a band or singer that means the world to you and you’re literally in the same room as them. I will never stop loving concerts.

(via dustingoffyoursavior)


octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

(via alice-in-fandomland)


cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

(via lifeisamysterythatcantbesolved)