asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

(via breathemeinyourlungslikenicotine)


relahvant:

stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you

(via sherllox)


spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

(via fake-mermaid)



When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

(via breathemeinyourlungslikenicotine)


(via sniffing)


(via gnarly)